Smashem N Bashem, King of Rap

This is where it's at. Don't you forget that! Some folks once said— But they're all dead— That I'm not the best. I had 'em for breakfast. So if you've got a gig That you wanna be big Invite Smashem N Bashem To beguile an' regale 'em. Classmates out there, If you dare, Send an To me here in jail.

* Smashem has borrowed this image, "A Philosophical GNU", from its rightful owner
The GNU Project, which is well worth your support.