On the ski bus, I remember we used to sing a lot of songs, and one of them was:
Oh you can't get to heaven
you can't get to heaven ...
in Doc Jones' car
in Doc Jones' car
Cause Doc Jones' car
Cause Doc Jones' car
stops at every bar
stops at every bar
oh you can't get to heaven
in Doc Jones' car
'cause doc jones' car stops at every bar
I ain't gonna GRIEEEEEVE my Lord no more
Webmaster's comment
The claims made in this song,
with respect to Doc's driving habits,
have not been corroborated by independent witnesses,
and should probably be regarded as apocryphal.
However, it's a good song.
(And it did get sung on the ski bus!)